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The Loss Of Sauce

    In the big city of Los Angeles lived Don. He stayed at a condo in the heart of LA, where it was always noisy but he had gotten used to it and didn’t mind because he felt connected to the community and could show off. Most days started off with him whipping it up in the kitchen in his Versace robe and Gucci Slides as he would get ready for the day. He always had to make sure he had the sauce before he could even step foot outside his home. Everywhere he would go people would stare because the had never seen so much sauce. Even when they themselves had a bit of sauce Don would shame them because of his Alpha sauce. That is why he is known as “Don The Sauce God”. No one could get to his level and when they try to work there way up to his status of sauce, Don will get double the amount. Don was in love with his sauce and prepared for a whole year for the upcoming Sneaker Con which was coming up in a few days.

        A few days go by and Don had his usual morning routine, but today was a little different because it was Sneaker Con and Don really wanted to show off. He chose to wear a Yeezy shoe on his right foot and a Supreme shoe on his left a Supreme Louis Vuitton jacket, Bape Shorts, off-white socks and t-shirt, Supreme Headband, and some Clout goggles. He didn’t realize at the time but he had done too much and was going to be lost in the sauce. He met up with his friend Tabasko Sweet and the moment Tabakco saw his fit he was in astonishment because he had never seen such a hypebeast. Don had gone to the point of no return and when they showed up at Sneaker Con Don was surprised by all of the disrespect towards his fit. He was roasted to the point where he didn’t know what to do and his world started to spin. At that instance Don had finally realized what he had just become and he had lost his podium as the sauce god and fell below all others. He told Tabasko that he was going to head home and rethink his decisions. Tabasko told him “Don’t fret Don my guy, I can help you to fix this mess, it may take a while but I can help for you to be fuego again and to take back the legendary status as Don the Sauce God my guy.” “Aight G” Don said understanding that the clout had gotten to him.

    Early the next day they got started by striping Don of all of his hypebeast clothing and merchandise and only leaving the OGs. Today Don was to only wear the most casual outfit which included Vans shoes, Levis jeans, and a white tee. Don felt miserable because he had “normal” people sauce and no fuego material. He was as lit at a burnt out candle. Each day Tabasko had incorporated a little bit of sauce into Don’s Fit. Which included giving him tees with know brand logos or a hat to wear. It had taken Don 2 months to work himself up to saucy status, but he wanted the Sauce God status. He was determined and was ready to put in the grind to get back to his throne. He persevered everyday and as soon as he knew it he found himself in a Givenchy track jacket and pants, black Margiela shoes, Burberry socks, Gucci shirt, Prada beanie, Saint Laurent sunglasses, and to top it all off he had on a diamond covered Rolex. Don had finally made it back to his saucyness. He got rid of all of the hypebeast clout products and felt as boastful as the president. “Congrats my guy, you are the G" Tabasco said. As Don stepped outside and took back the throne of “Don The Sauce God”.